This is the top 5 weirdest and most strange books you can buy on Amazon today. This post gets kind of a bit strange and I apologise if that offends anyone in any shape or form. If you do have any feedback, why not drop a comment below. If you happen to enjoy this post then we would really appreciate it if you liked the post using the bar above or the social icons at the bottom.

I’m Barack, Not Borat!

I'm Barack, Not Borat!

Price: Low

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Starting off our list is the book “I’m Barack, Not Borat! This 132 page book consists of completely blank pages. Yep, there is no content in it. How will I write a convincing review of it here? I don’t know, but I need to write a few hundred words for the SEO and all that “content is king,” jazz, so here goes. Page 69 was a really good page, it had nothing on it, but I guess there is a good pun to be made there. This book used to be $25, but I guess they lowered the price over time to appeal to more audiences. I guess they reduced the price to to sell at the profit maximising point where marginal revenue equals marginal cost. Oh hey, look, I know economics. What am I doing writing about this book, I don’t know, I guess this is a low point in my life. I really suggest buying this book because there is starving children in Africa, but why care about them? AmIright? Okay, I guess that is enough content for that book, only 4 more books to go…

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The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

The Big Coloring Book of VaginasPrice: Low

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So erm, this is a coloring book. Full of vaginas. Yeah, I bought it. Spent $11.95 on it. I also spent $3 on some coloring pencils. I used to really enjoy art at school. My sponsors made it abundantly clear to me and my team that we had to test every single product extremely thoroughly. So I sat there for four and a half hours, colouring every single page in. I would thoroughly suggest this to any misogynists out there. This book has thirty pages, which each feature a beautiful ‘vagina.’ Coloring them in is fun for about 10 minutes, after that you begin to question your life. Erm, not really sure what else to say about this, it is what it is, and what it is is a book with vaginas to color in.

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The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods

The Mullet: Hairstyle of the GodsPrice: Very Very Low

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So this book has 128 pages. Let me repeat, this book has 128 pages. THE FONT IS NOT EVEN THAT BIG. So when this project started I was so excited to start reviewing products and giving honest feedbacks on equipment and books to save the consumer time and money, but I regret ever waking up today. After 10 pages of this book about mullets, even the most hardcore mullet fan will be done. There is a reason you can buy this for $0.01. I mean, buy this by all means, I guess it is kinda quirky and cool, maybe you can get one single round of laughs at it, but only one. Seriously, who thought of this?

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How to Pee Standing Up: Tips for Hip Chicks

How to Pee Standing Up: Tips for Hip ChicksPrice: Low

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As a 19 year old male I would thoroughly recommend this book to everyone I know. I sometimes like to saunter down the street suggesting it to passers-by by yelling its title loudly and randomly in their faces. I like to think I have contributed a large amount to their sales. Spoiler alert: This book is actually not about how to pee standing up as a woman, which I find thoroughly disappointing, can you get clickbait book titles? I feel like there was some huge elaborate profound feminist point made here, but I honestly spent 4 and a half hours coloring in vaginas earlier today so it went completely over my head.

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The Zen of Farting

The Zen of Farting

Price: Low

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I’m going to be real with you guys, I couldn’t read this book. Look, I have a lot going on and I just cannot take this anymore. I know it is about farting, and zen and dealing with all that to further your life. I read the blurb and the first 10 pages. So that is almost 10% of the book, that counts right? Come on, why are you complaining? I do not get paid for this, what did you really expect, an in-depth comment on the language used and how it furthered my understanding of life? It’s a book about farts, a literal book about farts.

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